Thursday, June 12, 2008

Show your work!

Problem in grade school arithmetic, problem today: I suck at describing my processes.

It’s partly sheer laziness. I raced ahead to the exciting part (answers! yay!), and now I have to go back and do some boring housekeeping to tell you how I did it?

Partly forgetfulness, too. I don’t have a good system for cataloging finished crafts, so I never remember that I need images to catalogue.

So in the last three months I have delivered the following, entirely undocumented:
  • 12-inch cake with a hand-piped ‘Fighting A’
  • birthday cake covered in ganache and a sunburst of realistic chocolate leaves
  • towering German Chocolate cake (my second stab at homemade caramel)
  • 2 pairs pajamas, altered with optical illusion sleeves
  • 1 pair sock garters
  • 2 prosthetic hands with “gripping” snaps and dangling gore
  • 1940s vamp costume for a lady coyote
  • six gold-tasseled pasties and a merkin for a coyote striptease

Seriously. Awesomeness, every bit of it. You’d be totally impressed if I had a single picture with which to impress you.

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