Mr. Banjo: I know what all of those words mean individually...
me: Look! It's dyed in these long color runs, so the color changes as you knit--
Mr. Banjo: Is it supposed to look like lady parts?
me: ...
me: Well, no, this is just one colorway--
Mr. Banjo: 'cause it does.
me: ... Uh, well, yes. It certainly does.
And p.s. the pattern for which I bought the yarn has a French name that I always get confused with the word for a rustic French cherry tart. Zesty!
