The first step is admitting you have a problem.

I just bought something called a "cake humidor."

what you have

"you spend all your time thinking about what you still want, but don't forget that what you have is what you used to spend your time wanting"

"Please do not touch"

Last night I licked a $5,400 sculpture (red enameled metal; enzyme-resistant).

Earlier, he said "You remind me of every revolutionary I've ever known."

(Whatever, dude.)